My History Teacher Just Mentioned Doug Demuro By Name In Class!

"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
12/15/2014 at 09:22 • Filed to: DOUG, Demuro, cayman

He was talking about how he complained about living with a Ferrari after a year and how he's now looking for a new car! We then watched two of his Youtube videos in class! All because some kid made a comment that his dad's F430 is faster than my teacher's 2013 Cayman S. This is pretty much what his Cayman looks like.

DISCUSSION (60)

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 09:24

Prof is just name dropping to gain some street cred.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 09:25

some kid made a comment that his dad's F430 is faster than my teacher's 2013 Cayman S

I already don't like this kid.

E. Julius > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 09:25

At what school do the teachers drive Porsches?

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
12/15/2014 at 09:26

He's a total rich snob. He drives a loaded Nissan Armada riding on custom oversized chrome rims....

Always showing off "his" wealth.

Snooder87 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 09:26

Your history teacher has a newish cayman s?

macanamera > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 09:27

you totally lost me at Nissan armada

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > E. Julius
12/15/2014 at 09:27

He's actually a lawyer and author but he teaches history and government because they are his passion... teaching just didn't pay enough. He lives in a very nice home on the beach and is buying his wife a Macan Turbo soon.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > E. Julius
12/15/2014 at 09:28

Sometimes teachers have a rich spouse or have been teaching long enough to be making close to or over 100k. If you're smart with your money you can make it work for a Cayman.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Snooder87
12/15/2014 at 09:28

He's a lawyer and author but teachers history and government because they are his true passion

The Transporter > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 09:28

Oh yeah, well...my dad can kick your dad's ass!

E. Julius > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 09:29

Oh well that's pretty cool. Nice to see someone who doesn't just get sucked in by the system.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 09:29

Yeah, I went to school with dicks like that. On the bright side, he's probably super sensitive about it, so you should have brought up that his dad's clearly too poor for a 458.

The Transporter > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 09:29

Even rich people can get their tires slashed.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > macanamera
12/15/2014 at 09:29

Kinja'd!!!

This looks EXACTLY like his!

E. Julius > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
12/15/2014 at 09:30

Definitely true, just unusual. Also the kid with the Ferrari dad made it seem as if it wasn't your average school.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > The Transporter
12/15/2014 at 09:32

That's pretty much exactly how it went! Some girl asked if it was a manual or auto.. and he explained its the PDK with the paddle shifters and the launch control which he said scared the shit out of him.. the kid then chimed in saying "My dad's F430 is still faster!"

macanamera > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 09:34

Cmon bruh

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 09:35

Think he's on OPPO?

The Transporter > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 09:36

You wouldn't happen to know that girl's phone number, would you?

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/15/2014 at 09:38

When I met him at the cars and coffee event two Saturdays ago, he noticed my Oppo sticker and asked what it was... I think he's more of a casual Jalopnik reader

E. Julius > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 09:38

If I have children, I wonder if their teachers would be opposed to some sort of "if my kid is being a massive dickhole, please tell me" agreement.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > The Transporter
12/15/2014 at 09:40

Not worth it. She also made a comment once that a Dodge Avenger on upgraded rims was a sports car....

She's impressed by flashiness which is why she is practically dating the kid with the Armada on rims

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 09:45

Well, you should probably get him over here, strike up a friendship, and get into his good graces enough to get a drive of the Cayman, and/or free legal advice when the time comes...

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > E. Julius
12/15/2014 at 09:47

That should be mandatory!

If I was a teacher I would let the parents know

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/15/2014 at 09:48

We actually struck a deal where if I get an A on his final he will let me open it up on the highway

E. Julius > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 09:49

Unfortunately, so many dickhole kids are begotten by dickhole parents it's likely they'd tell the teacher to shut up and complain to the school board or something.

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
12/15/2014 at 09:50

I'm right there with ya. I went to private school up through high school, and our high school car show consisted primarily of kids bringing in daddy's new Porsche or Ferrari.

Went to school with a senator's son, and he brought in his R32 GT-R. That was actually really cool. haha

BTW, if you guys want to see the epitome of "that kid" who is now "that guy;" look up Millionaire Date Doctor. That's a guy I went to high school with, and he is the absolute definition of "rich" kid who flaunts his daddy's money and thinks he's the shit. Seriously, biggest. tool. ever!

BrainForest > E. Julius
12/15/2014 at 09:51

In my experience with Parent-Teacher meetings, they are more than happy to tell you when your kid being a little shit...

Raphmoe > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
12/15/2014 at 09:51

yeah, let's hate on a kid because his Dad has nice things. lol

E. Julius > BrainForest
12/15/2014 at 09:52

I should probably go apologize to my parents for middle school then…

505Turbeaux > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 09:54

Kinja'd!!!

Wacko > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 09:56

Wait your teacher drives a 2013 Cayman S?

Wow when did teachers salary go up?

Too many M's > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 09:58

Coolest. Teacher. Ever.

jariten1781 > E. Julius
12/15/2014 at 09:58

A lot of people retire from lucrative jobs and teach during their sunset years. One of my engineering professors, back in the day, had been an executive VP at 3M before retiring a few years and getting bored. Only taught one seminar per semester and had a big ass house in town that he only used during the week. Flew his own twin-engine back and forth from Houston every Monday morning, Friday evening during the week. Wouldn't have known it from how he acted, very down to earth.

He told me something to the nature of "I'm actually losing money doing it, but meh, can't take it with you and it beats sitting around all day."

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Raphmoe
12/15/2014 at 09:59

No, let's hate on a kid because he shows off his dad's things as his own and uses it to try to display his superiority over others.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Wacko
12/15/2014 at 10:00

He's actually a practicing lawyer and author but teaching is his true passion, it just didn't pay enough. So he made his money practicing law and now can retire doing what he loves: teaching

And its great because he actually cares unlike other teachers who do it purely for the paycheck

Raphmoe > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
12/15/2014 at 10:06

lol, how is saying "my dad's 430 is faster than x" saying "this is my car". It isn't. Lighten up.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 10:13

Nice!

Your boy, BJR > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 10:15

.........I like it

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 10:18

Mrs Aya's Car will kick both of them ;)

'Wägen, EPA LOL > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 10:18

Is your teacher Steve Lehto, the opponaut voice of the courtroom?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 10:20

I just had a brilliant idea.

You need to tell Doug about this and get him to randomly show up in his class one day...

E. Julius > jariten1781
12/15/2014 at 10:24

Yeah I had a professor once that was apparently independently wealthy from polypropylene patents or something like that, and he donated his entire salary to the university every year.

jeffywk > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 10:27

So wait a second, your history teacher can afford a '13 Cayman S?

The Transporter > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 10:28

Why did you have to crush my dreams like that?

jeffywk > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 10:28

"teaching is his passion" but is just a lawyer to pay the bills and buy a Porsche. I like this guy.

PyramidHat > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 10:30

Big Pimpin', indeed...

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 10:34

Student whose parents have a Ferrari? Meh, we have those here, no real surprises.

Teacher with a new Cayman S? Dafuq?

rabbit > E. Julius
12/15/2014 at 10:44

This absolutely happens.

Doug DeMuro > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 10:44

Hahaha. That's hilarious! And awesome!

E92M3 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 10:46

Your teacher sounds awesome. My history teacher drove a decade old corolla and was a plus sized late 50's woman.

Stupidru > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 10:59

Nice! A professor of mine in college taught in retirement because that's what made him happy. He was also obscenely hard and told the entire class that if anybody got a 100% on his final, he would let them drive his Ferrari. Alas, nobody scored higher than a 75%

Stupidru > Wacko
12/15/2014 at 11:00

You'd be surprised how many people teach because it's far less stressful than their other job which affords them the luxury of said cars. I had a few professors in college who were the same way

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Raphmoe
12/15/2014 at 11:35

It's the way it went down. A student asked the teacher about his or her car, the teacher answered the question, and then another student had to one-up the teacher. If it were just some kid whose dad has a 430 mentioning it as a part of a conversation, it would be one thing, but this is something else entirely. I could be biased because I went to a private school with kids like that and have heard students making fun of teachers' cars before because they weren't as nice as the Lexus or Bimmer their daddy bought them to drive to school in, but it sounds like I was pretty spot on. There was even a piece in the yearbook one year about how much nicer the student lot was than the teacher lot.

VonBelmont > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 12:42

I know a kid just like this, except he drives a Jag XF, and his dad drives a Tesla in addition to a California. He's just one of those people that just drain you with their presence.

The hell of it is that his dad works for my dad. Go figure!

Honesty > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 12:49

I'd also put wealth in quotes tbh. Nissan Armadas don't have whale penis skin interiors.

VonBelmont > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
12/15/2014 at 13:00

Only peasants drive 458's. Proper nouveau-riches drive Enzo's!

VonBelmont > Honesty
12/15/2014 at 15:22

"Baller" on a "budget"?

VonBelmont > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/15/2014 at 15:26

Kinja'd!!!

Conan > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/16/2014 at 23:44

DeMuro's a very instructive lesson to students about dreams/reality. Good on him. I've also shown TaxTheRich as a reward.